I Get No Respect... I Tell You,

I Asked My Wife If She Would Put Out The Garbage. She Said Why Should I You Never Put Out For Me.

My Wife Was Afraid Of The Dark. Then She Saw Me Naked, And Now She's Afraid Of The Light.

I'm A Bad Lover. Once I Caught A Peeping Tom Booing Me.

Once I Pulled A Job, I Was So Stupid. I Picked A Guy's Pocket On An Airplane And Made A Run For It.

I Remember The Time I Was Kidnapped And They Sent A Piece Of My Finger To My Father. He Said He Wanted More Proof.