I'm A Bad Lover. Once I Caught

I Was Making Love To This Girl And She Started Crying. I Said, "are You Going To Hate Yourself In The Morning?" She Said, "no, I Hate Myself Now."

My Problem Is That I Appeal To Everyone That Can Do Me Absolutely No Good.

I Told My Wife 'hey Honey Come On, Let's Make Love Like The Old Days.' She Asked Me For 50 Bucks.

I'm Sitting On Top Of The World, And I've Got Hemorrhoids.

My Only Thrill Is Self Inflicted Hickies.