I Told My Wife 'hey Honey Come

My Doctor Told Me To Watch My Drinking. Now I Drink In Front Of A Mirror.

My Wife Is Always Trying To Get Rid Of Me. The Other Day She Told Me To Put The Garbage Out. I Said To Her I Already Did. She Told Me To Go And Keep An Eye On It.

My Wife Says 90% Of Sex Occurs Between The Ears. But I Need A Girl Who Can Blow More Just My Mind.

I Told My Doctor I Wonna Stop Aging, He Gave Me A Gun!

Never Guess Your Wife's Size. Just Buy Anything Marked Petite And Hold On To The Receipt.