My Dog Learned How To Beg By

I'll Tell You One Thing, I Know How To Satisfy My Wife In Bed, Yeah, I Leave.

I Tell Ya, My Wife Was Never Nice. On Our First Date, I Asked Her If I Could Give Her A Goodnight Kiss On The Cheek - She Bent Over!

When I Was Kidnapped As A Child My Parents Sent A Letter To The Hijackers Me Pay 5,000 Dollars Or Your Back

My Mother Never Breast Fed Me, She Told Me She Only Liked Me As A Friend.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. My Mother Breast Fed Me Through A Straw.