My Mother Never Breast Fed Me, She

Don't Talk About Yourself So Much...we'll Do That When You Leave.

She Was So Ugly That Her Face Could Stop A Sundial.

The Sign On The Bar Said: 'girls- Topless, Bottomless', I Went Inside And There Was Nobody There!

I Don't Know Kid, There Are So Many Places They Could Hide.

I Used To Date A Girl From Buffalo. Why Can't I Meet A Girl With Normal Parents?