My Mother Used To Rock Me -

I Told My Doctor I Got Water On My Knee, He Gave Me A Sponge And Raised His Fee!

I Get No Respect... I Tell You, When I Was Born, The Doctor Smacked My Mother

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. My Mother Breast Fed Me Through A Straw.

Guy Goes Into A Bar With A Duck Under His Arm. Bartender Says, "where'd You Get The Pig?" Guy Says, "this Is A Duck." Bartender Says, "i Was Talking To The Duck."

To Me, Viagra Is The Same As Disneyland. You Wait An Hour For A Two-minute Ride.