I Think My Wife Is Cheating On

I Went To A Fight The Other Night, And A Hockey Game Broke Out.

I Walked In On My Wife And The Milkman, The First Thing She Says Is "don't Tell The Butcher"!

Do Ya Remember The First Time You Had Sex? I Do, And Boy, Was I Scared! I Was Alone!

I Bought A New Book, '100 New Ways To Make Love'. I Ended Up In Traction - It Was A Misprint.

I'll Tell Ya, I Don't Get No Respect... The Other Day, I Got Back From A Business Trip. I Got In A Cab And Said To The Driver, "hey! Take Me To Where The Action Is!" So Ya Know Where He Took Me? He Took Me To My House!