I Bought A New Book, '100 New

My Wife She's Fat. Why, If She Lost A Few Pounds, She'd Be Perfectly Round.

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. Why, Every Time I Shut The Window I Hurt Somebody's Fingers.

I Was An Ugly Child. I Got Lost On The Beach. I Asked A Cop If He Could Find My Parents. He Said, 'i Don't Know. There's Lots Of Places For Them To Hide'.

My Golf Game Is Getting Real Good. Last Week, I Got Through The Windmill.

My Wife Can't Cook At All. She Made Chocolate Mousse. An Antler Got Stuck In My Throat.