I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood.

Man, Who Don't Like Spaghetti?

I Went To See My Doctor... Doctor Vidi-boom-ba. Yeah...i Told Him Once, "doctor, Every Morning When I Get Up And Look In The Mirror I Feel Like Throwing Up. What's Wrong With Me?" He Said, "i Don't Know, But Your Eyesight Is Perfect."

You Know You're Old When Your Family Talk About You In Front Of You. What Are We Going To Do With Pop? We Have Company Tonight.

I Don't Get No Respect

I Walked In On My Wife And The Milkman, The First Thing She Says Is "don't Tell The Butcher"!