I Don't Get No Respect

I Once Dated A Girl That Was Wild. She Was So Wild That One Night She Gave Her Phone Number To The Mechanical Bull.

You Live With Life's Disappointments And Learn From Them. At Seventy-eight, I Know It All.

We Were Poor. We Were So Poor, In My Neighborhood The Rainbow Was In Black-and-white.

I Have Three Kids, One Of Each.

Steak And Sex, My Favorite Pair. I Get Them Both Very Rare.