I Walked In On My Wife And

When I Played In The Sandbox, The Cat Kept Covering Me Up.

I Told My Doctor I Wonna Stop Aging, He Gave Me A Gun!

My Daughters Been Picked Up So Many Times She's Starting To Grow Handles

I Told My Dentist I Want A Tooth To Match The Others. He Gave My One With Four Cavities.

We Learned Sexual Technique From Our Dog. He Taught How To Beg, And He Taught My Wife How To Roll Over And Play Dead.