I Went To A Fight The Other

My Son's An Idiot. He Sprained His Ankle Playing Golf. He Fell Off The Ballwasher.

We Were Poor. We Were So Poor, In My Neighborhood The Rainbow Was In Black-and-white.

I Drink Too Much, Way Too Much; My Doctor Drew Blood He Ran A Tab!

I Come Home From Work Early One Day, And I See A Guy Jogging Down The Street In His Underwear. I Ask Him, "why Are You Jogging In Your Underwear?" He Says, "you Came Home From Work Early".

My Golf Game Is Getting Real Good. Last Week, I Got Through The Windmill.