I Say 'no' To Drugs. Whenever Someone

I'm Sitting On Top Of The World, And I've Got Hemorrhoids.

With My Old Man I Got No Respect. He Told Me Never Take Candy From A Stranger Unless He Offered Me A Ride.

Life Is Full Of Temporary Situations, Ultimately Ending In A Permanent Solution.

I Worked In A Pet Store And People Would Ask How Big I Would Get.

At Christmas Time We Couldn't Afford Tinsel, So We'd Wait Till Grandpa Sneezed.