I Worked In A Pet Store And

I'm At An Age Where I Think More About Food Than I Do About Sex. Last Week I Put A Mirror Over My Dining Room Table.

I'll Tell You One Thing, I Know How To Satisfy My Wife In Bed, Yeah, I Leave.

We Learned Sexual Technique From Our Dog. He Taught How To Beg, And He Taught My Wife How To Roll Over And Play Dead.

I Knew A Girl So Ugly, I Took Her To The Top Of The Empire State Building And Planes Started To Attack Her.

My Wife Has To Be The Worst Cook. I've Got The Only Dog Who Begs For Alka-seltzer.