We Learned Sexual Technique From Our Dog.

When My Wife Drives, There's Always Trouble. The Other Day She Took The Car. She Came Home. She Told Me, There's Water In The Carburetor. I Asked Her, Where's The Car? She Said, In A Lake.

My Father Gave Me A Bat For Christmas. The First Time I Tried To Play With It, It Flew Away.

I Don't Get No Respect

He Who Laughs Last Didn't Get It In The First Place.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. I Played Hide-and-seek. They Wouldn't Even Look For Me.