When I Was A Kid I Got

My Wife And I Keep Fighting About Sex And Money. I Think She Charges Me Too Much.

I'm Not A Hypochondriac, But My Gynaecologist Firmly Believes I Am.

I Knew A Girl So Ugly, She Had A Face Like A Saint-a Saint Bernard!

My Mom Took Me To A Dog Show And I Won!!

I Can't Figure Women Out. They Put On Makeup For Three Hours. They Wear Things That Make Them Smaller. Things That Make Them Bigger. Then They Meet A Man And They Want Truth.