I Knew A Girl So Ugly, She

I Asked My Wife, 'is There Somebody Else?' She Said, 'there Must Be.'

I'm Taking Viagra And Drinking Prune Juice. I Don't Know If I'm Coming Or Going.

Life's A Short Trip. You'll Find Out.

One Night I Asked A Cabbie To Take Me Where The Action Is, He Took Me To My House.

When I Was A Kid We Were So Poor, If I Hadn't Been A Boy I Wouldn't Have Had Anything To Play With.