Life's A Short Trip. You'll Find Out.

I'm A Bad Lover. Once I Caught A Peeping Tom Booing Me.

I Shouldn't Tell Jokes About My Wife. She's Attached To A Machine That Keeps Her Alive... The Refrigerator.

I Asked My Wife If She Would Put Out The Garbage. She Said Why Should I You Never Put Out For Me.

Never Tell Your Wife She's Bad In Bed. She'll Go Out And Get A Second Opinion.

With My Old Man I Got No Respect. He Told Me Never Take Candy From A Stranger Unless He Offered Me A Ride.