I Shouldn't Tell Jokes About My Wife.

I Told My Kids, "someday, You'll Have Kids Of Your Own." One Of Them Said, "so Will You."

My Wife Isn't Very Bright. The Other Day She Was At The Store, And Just As She Was Heading For Our Car, Someone Stole It! I Said, "did You See The Guy That Did It?" She Said, "no, But I Got The License Plate."

I'm A Bisexual; I Get It Maybe Twice A Year.

I Know I'm Not Sexy. In High School I Was Voted Most Likely To Masturbate.

My Wife And I Have Olympic Sex. Once Every Four Years.