My Wife And I Have Olympic Sex.

I Told My Doctor I Think My Wife Has Vd. He Gave Himself A Shot Of Penicillin.

I Bought A Perfect Second Car... A Tow Truck.

I Tell Ya I Got A Stupid Son. That's One Load That Shoulda Been Shot On The Wall.

I Was Making Love To This Girl And She Started Crying. I Said, "are You Going To Hate Yourself In The Morning?" She Said, "no, I Hate Myself Now."

My Family Was A Bunch Of Drunks. When I Was Six I Came Up Missing, They Put My Picture On A Bottle Of Scotch.