I Know I'm Not Sexy. In High

I Tell Ya, I Was An Ugly Kid. I Was So Ugly That My Dad Kept The Kid's Picture That Came With The Wallet He Bought.

My Sex Life Is Terrible; My Wife Put A Mirror Over The Dog's Bed. Actually She Did Put A Mirror Over Our Bed. She Says She Likes To Watch Herself Laugh.

I Drink Too Much. The Last Time I Gave A Urine Sample It Had An Olive In It.

She Was So Fat That Her Clothes Are Made By Omar The Tent Maker.

I'm Not A Sexy Guy. I Went To A Hooker. I Dropped My Pants. She Dropped Her Price.