I'm Not A Sexy Guy. I Went

I Was So Ugly My Mother Used To Feed Me With A Sling Shot.

My Mother Never Breast Fed Me, She Told Me She Only Liked Me As A Friend.

I Figured Out I'm Bisexual. I Have Sex Twice A Year.

You Know You're Old When Your Family Talk About You In Front Of You. What Are We Going To Do With Pop? We Have Company Tonight.

My Mom Took Me To A Dog Show And I Won!!