I Figured Out I'm Bisexual. I Have

It's Tough To Stay Married. My Wife Says No Because She's Tired Then Stays Up And Reads Her Book.

One Night She Told Me To Put Out The Garbage. I Told Her "you Cooked It, You Take It Out".

Life's A Short Trip. You'll Find Out.

I Joined Gamblers Anon., They Gave Me 2 To 1 I Wouldn't Make It! I Joined Aa, There Was A Two Drink Minimum!

Better To Keep Quiet And Let People Think You're An Idiot Than Speak Up And Confirm It.