I Was So Ugly My Mother Used

We Lived In A Neighborhood That Was Too Rich For Us. When I Was Young, I Had To Deliver Groceries To The Homes Of The Kids I Went To School With. I Had To Go To The Back Doors To Make The Deliveries. It Was Embarrassing. That Was One Thing Out Of A Hundred.

It's Lonely On The Top When There's No One On The Bottom.

My Wife Has To Be The Worst Cook. In My House, We Pray After We Eat.

I Tell Ya, It's Tough To Save A Buck. Right Now I'm Supporting Two Fighters. My Wife And Her Mother.

I Asked My Wife If She Would Put Out The Garbage. She Said Why Should I You Never Put Out For Me.