I Tell Ya, It's Tough To Save

I Stuck My Head Out The Window And Got Arrested For Mooning.

I Know I'm Not Sexy. In High School I Was Voted Most Likely To Masturbate.

I Have Tried A Little Kinky Stuff. A Woman Called Me And Said, 'i Have Mirrors All Over My Bedroom. Bring A Bottle.' I Brought Windex.

Life Is Full Of Temporary Situations, Ultimately Ending In A Permanent Solution.

In The School I Went To, They Asked A Kid To Prove The Law Of Gravity And He Threw The Teacher Out Of The Window.