I Asked My Wife, 'is There Somebody

It's Great To Have Gray Hair. Ask Anyone Who's Bald.

Steak And Sex, My Favorite Pair. I Get Them Both Very Rare.

I Like To Date Schoolteachers. If You Do Something Wrong, They Make You Do It Over Again.

I'm Getting So Old My Insurance Company Sends Me 1/2 A Calendar!

At Christmas Time We Couldn't Afford Tinsel, So We'd Wait Till Grandpa Sneezed.