I'm Getting So Old My Insurance Company

Man, Who Don't Like Spaghetti?

If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong.

My Son's An Idiot. He Sprained His Ankle Playing Golf. He Fell Off The Ballwasher.

I've Never Been Lucky. The Day My Ship Came In, I Was At The Airport.

This Morning When I Put On My Underwear I Could Hear The Fruit-of-the-loom Guys Laughing At Me.