I've Never Been Lucky. The Day My

I Was A Poster Child... For Birth Control!

I Tell Ya, I Know The Best Way To Get Girls. I Hang Out At Women's Prisons, And Wait For Parolees.

People Ask If I Can Get It Up In The Morning. I Tell Them Are You Kidding I'm Envious Of A Stiff Wind.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. I Told My Mother, I'm Gonna Run Away From Home. She Said, On Your Mark.

I Bought A New Japanese Car, I Turned On The Radio ... I Don't Understand A Word They're Saying.