I Tell Ya, I Know The Best

Boy What A Hotel That Was, Why They Stole My Towel.

My Car Broke Down Just The Other Day, I Called Triple A, They Came And Towed Me Away!

I Remember The Time I Was Kidnapped And They Sent A Piece Of My Finger To My Father. He Said He Wanted More Proof.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. When I Went On The Roller Coaster, My Old Man Told Me To Stand Up Straight.

My Wife A Great Driver, She Once Hit A Deer. It Was In A Zoo. There Is A Pair Of Shoes On The Dashboard. They Belong To The Last Guy She Hit