I'm At An Age Where I Think

At Twenty A Man Is Full Of Fight And Hope. He Wants To Reform The World. When He Is Seventy He Still Wants To Reform The World, But He Know He Can't.

My Wife Made Me Join A Bridge Club... I Jump Off Next Tuesday.

If Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder, So Is Ugliness.

My Cousin Is Gay, I Always Tell Him That In Our Family Tree, He's In The Fruit Section.

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. Once A Guy Pulled A Knife On Me. I Knew He Wasn't A Professional, The Knife Had Butter On It.