Well, My Brother Says 'hello.' So, Hooray

My Girlfriend Said, Just Buy Me Something Crazy And Expensive, Something I Don't Even Need! So, I Signed Her Up For Radiation Treatment.

I Like To Play Chess With Bald Men In The Park Although It's Hard To Find 32 Of Them.

I Picked Up A Hitch Hiker. You've Got To When You Hit Them.

People Always Ask Me, 'where Were You When Kennedy Was Shot?' Well, I Don't Have An Alibi.

I Learned About Sex The Hard Way... From Books.