My Girlfriend Said, Just Buy Me Something

The American Government Is Making Nuclear Weapons Like There's No Tomorrow.

When Deciding Between Two Competing Theories, Always Go With The One That Doesn't Involve A Magic Spell.

They Have A Sign At The Beach, "no Glass Bottles". I Think That's So The Other Sand Particles Don't Feel Like Underachievers.

I'm Not As Good A Swimmer As I Used To Be - Thanks To Evolution.

The Other Night, The President Gave A Speech. He Said, "children Are Our Most Prescious Natural Resource". I Thought, "let's Hope It Never Comes To That".