I Like To Play Chess With Bald

There's A Joke In Everything, The Trick Is Finding It. The Best Compliment A Joke Can Get Is What Huxley Said About Darwin's Theory Of Evolution - 'why Didn't I Think Of That?'

I Was Sick Of People Making Fun Of My Hair And So I Cut It Off And I've Got Much More Attention Than Ever Before. It Was Like When Mona Lisa Was Stolen From The Louvre In 1906 - Three Times More People Came To See Where It Used To Be.

For Some Reason, Religious Jokes Seem As Trivial As Jokes About Food Or Driving.

I Think Of My Body As A Temple. Or At Least A Relatively Well-managed Presbyterian Youth Center.

Recently, I've Ventured Into The Mammal Family - So That's Good For My Sex Life.