Trust Everybody, But Cut The Cards Yourself.

There Is Not A Man In America Who Has Not Had A Secret Ambition To Boot An Infant.

Somebody's Been Putting Pineapple Juice In My Pineapple Juice!

Back In My Rummy Days, I Would Tremble And Shake For Hours Upon Arising. It Was The Only Exercise I Got.

I Spent Half My Money On Gambling, Alcohol And Wild Women. The Other Half I Wasted.

I Would Rather Be Living In Philadelphia.