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For Christmas One Year I Bought My Son A Bb Gun. He Bought Me A T-shirt With A Bulls Eye On The Back.

I Once Had A Problem ... So I Tried Group Sex. Now I Have A New Problem - Who To Thank.

I've Been Writing Jokes Since I'm Fifteen. Not Out Of Happiness, But To Go To A Different Place, Because Reality Wasn't Good To Me.

I Have Three Kids, One Of Each.

My Cousin Is Gay, I Always Tell Him That In Our Family Tree, He's In The Fruit Section.