For Christmas One Year I Bought My

It Would Be Great If People Never Got Angry At Someone For Doing Something They've Done Themselves.

I Went To See My Doctor... Doctor Vidi-boom-ba. Yeah...i Told Him Once, "doctor, Every Morning When I Get Up And Look In The Mirror I Feel Like Throwing Up. What's Wrong With Me?" He Said, "i Don't Know, But Your Eyesight Is Perfect."

My Mother Had Morning Sickness After I Was Born.

Dad Told Me To Stop Running In Circles, I Couldn't, So He Nailed Down My Other Foot!

Last Time I Saw A Mouth Like That, It Had A Hook In It.