My Mother Had Morning Sickness After I

I'm Not A Hypochondriac, But My Gynaecologist Firmly Believes I Am.

I Went To See My Doctor... Doctor Vidi-boom-ba. Yeah...i Told Him Once, "doctor, Every Morning When I Get Up And Look In The Mirror I Feel Like Throwing Up. What's Wrong With Me?" He Said, "i Don't Know, But Your Eyesight Is Perfect."

I Stuck My Head Out The Window And Got Arrested For Mooning.

One Year They Asked Me To Be Poster Boy - For Birth Control.

I Tell Ya, Sex Is Getting Harder All The Time. Me And My Wife Were Trying To Have Sex For Hours Last Night And I Finally Gave Up. I Asked Her, "what, You Can't Think Of Anybody Either?"