One Year They Asked Me To Be

One Day As I Came Home Early, I Saw A Man Jogging Naked. I Said To The Guy, 'hey, Buddy, Why Are You Doing That?' He Said, 'because You Came Home Early.'

I Said To A Girl I'd Been Seeing, Come Home With Me, Honey, And I'll Show You Where It's At. She Said, You'd Better, Because The Last Time I Could'nt Find It.

I Looked Up My Family Tree And Found Out I Was The Sap.

I Found There Was Only One Way To Look Thin: Hang Out With Fat People.

They Say Love Thy Neighbor As Thy Self , What Am I Supposed To Do Jerk Him Off Too?