My Idea Of Christmas, Whether Old-fashioned Or

I Have This Terrific Make-up Man. But He's Expensive. I Have To Bring Him In From Lourdes.

You Can Only Do One Thing At A Time So Concentrate On It.

The High Point Of The Act Is When He (uri Durov) Puts His Head Inside The Bear's Huge Jaws. I Wouldn't Even Try That With My Agent.

I Went To Play Golf And Tried To Shoot My Age, But I Shot My Weight Instead.

After The 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan Wanted To Add The U.s. Volleyball Team To His Cabinet. He Figured If They Can't Shove His Programs Down Congress' Throat, Nobody Can.