I Went To Play Golf And Tried

Middle Age Is When Your Age Starts To Show Around Your Middle.

I Have Performed For 12 Presidents And Entertained Only Six.

We're On Our Way To The Persian Gulf. Wait! It's A Mistake! I Thought They Said Persian Golf.

If You Watch A Game, It's Fun. If You Play It, It's Recreation. If You Work At It, It's Golf.

Ronald Reagan Is Not A Typical Politician Because He Doesn't Know How To Lie, Cheat, And Steal. He's Always Had An Agent For That.