Middle Age Is When Your Age Starts

It's So Cold Here In Washington, D.c., That Politicians Have Their Hands In Their Own Pockets.

There Was Nothing Subtle About Our Landing. The Pilot Just Pointed The Nose At The Ground And Let Her Rip.

If They Liked You, They Didn't Applaud -- They Let You Live.

Some People Put Us Down. But I Still Haven't Heard Of Any Americans Trying To Swim Across The Border Into Mexico!

She Said She Was Approaching Forty, And I Couldn't Help Wondering From What Direction.