Some People Put Us Down. But I

I Have Performed For 12 Presidents And Entertained Only Six.

Not That They Were That Anxious To See Ronnie As President; They Were Afraid If He Didn't Get Elected, He'd Go Back To Acting.

My Old Friend Jack Benny Has Only Had One Ball All His Golfing Life. And Now He's Lost It. The String Came Off!

The Help (in Japan) Is Very Polite. They Bow So Much, You Don't Know Which End To Talk To.

Now That The War Is Winding Down, I Want To Say I Do Appreciate You Fellows Hanging Around Here - Just For Me.