If You Watch A Game, It's Fun.

I Have The Perfect Simplified Tax Form For Government. Why Don't They Just Print Our Money With A Return Address On It?

I Love Flying. I've Been To Almost As Many Places As My Luggage.

I Was Called Rembrandt Hope In My Boxing Days, Because I Spent So Much Time On The Canvas.

I Never Kick My Ball In The Rough Or Improve My Lie In A Sand Trap. For That I Have A Caddie.

Did You See Where President Reagan Finally Got A Hearing Aid? People Have Been Telling Him To Get One For Years, But He Couldn't Hear Them.