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I Left England When I Was Four Because I Found Out I Could Never Be King.

The Help (in Japan) Is Very Polite. They Bow So Much, You Don't Know Which End To Talk To.

Foursomes Have Left The First Tee There And Have Never Been Seen Again. They Just Find Their Shoelaces And Bags.

I Have Too Much Money Invested In Sweaters.

It's Very Frustrating Making A Picture In Paris. We Work Hard All Day At The Studio To Get A Love Scene Just Right. Then, On My Way Home, I See Couples On Every Street Corner Doing It Better.