I Have Too Much Money Invested In

I Have The Perfect Simplified Tax Form For Government. Why Don't They Just Print Our Money With A Return Address On It?

I Can't Give Up Golf, I've Got Too Many Sweaters.

The Firm Is Really Ahead Of The Times. It Has A Stock Market Ticker That Prints Its Report On Thin Aspirins.

I've Got To Watch Myself These Days. It's Too Exciting Watching Anyone Else.

I Tell Jokes To Pay My Green Fees.