I've Got To Watch Myself These Days.

We Flew Over To England By The Same Route Churchill Took. It Was Easy. All We Had To Do Was Follow The Cigar Ashes.

Four Of Us Slept In The One Bed. When It Got Cold, Mother Threw On Another Brother.

English Clubs Are Very Exclusive. I Played Royal Foxshire And They Made Me Wear A Suit And Tie. . . In The Shower.

Eighty Is When You Order A Steak And The Headwaiter Puts It Through The Blender. Or When You Wake Up As Many Times During The Night As Burt Reynolds, But Not For The Same Reason.

If I Had That Kind Of Money, I Wouldn't Come To Vietnam, I'd Send For It.