If I Had That Kind Of Money,

Today's Ballroom Dances Like The Swim, The Frug, The Chicken And The Monkey Are Really Nervous Disorders Set To Music.

I Have Performed For 12 Presidents And Entertained Only Six.

I Have Seen What A Laugh Can Do. It Can Transform Almost Unbearable Tears Into Something Bearable, Even Hopeful.

The Trees In Siberia Are Miles Apart, That Is Why The Dogs Are So Fast.

I Can Still Chase Women, Only Downhill