Eighty Is When You Order A Steak And The Headwaiter Puts It Through The Blender. Or When You Wake Up As Many Times During The Night As Burt Reynolds, But Not For The Same Reason.

-Bob Hope

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Eighty Is When You Order A Steak

Bob Hope

Eighty Is When You Order A Steak And The Headwaiter Puts It Through The Blender. Or When You Wake Up As Many Times During The Night As Burt Reynolds, But Not For The Same Reason.

Topic

Funny

Humorous

Night

Jack Benny Really Liked My Book. I Know Because He Called Me Up From The Library And Told Me.

Book

Library

Knows