Jack Benny Really Liked My Book. I

Seventy Years Of Ad-lib Material, And I Am Speechless.

You've Got To Be Rich To Have A Swing Like That.

Golf Is A Hard Game To Figure. One Day You Will Go Out And Slice It And Shank It, Hit Into All The Traps And Miss Every Green. The Next Day You Go Out And, For No Reason At All, You Really Stink.

My Father Told Me All About The Birds And The Bees, The Liar - I Went Steady With A Woodpecker Till I Was Twenty One.

I Was Called Rembrandt Hope In My Boxing Days, Because I Spent So Much Time On The Canvas.