Seventy Years Of Ad-lib Material, And I

It Was A Typically British Birth... I Was Three At The Time. They Had A Strike In The Maternity Ward... I Came Out In Sympathy.

I Have This Terrific Make-up Man. But He's Expensive. I Have To Bring Him In From Lourdes.

I've Always Felt England Was A Great Place For A Comic To Work. It's An Island And The Audience Can't Run Very Far.

When You Get Over 95, Every Day Is Your Day.

When They Asked Jack Benny To Do Something For The Actor's Orphanage - He Shot Both His Parents And Moved In.